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Fangirl Take: A Cardinals Hypnotic Halloween Spell

By October 27, 2017July 11th, 2018No Comments2 min read

Hi Bird Gang! It’s Bye Week so what better time to talk about…You know what I’m getting sleepy! Nap time.

While Sande Sleeps, I will use her mind to put a spell on all of our Kind:

Now you areeeee getting sleepy…..very sleepy….yes youuuu Adrian Peterson, and when you awake you will return to your MVP form. 100 yards a game, you can do it. Nothing can stop you from slicing and dicing defenses from near and far to lead our Cardinals to the promised land.

Offensive line, you big men are next…time to take a nap and wake up all in one piece for the remainder of the year. If you guys are healthy the sky’s the limit. DJ HUMPHRIES, ALEX BOONE, MIKE IUPATI, JOHN WETZEL, JARED VELDEER, AQ SHIPLEY AND EARL WATFORD. I am talking to you…we need you to be at your top level.

Larry Fitz, the fountain of youth awaits you just look into my eyes, let my voice be your guide and I will take you to that elusive Super Bowl ring. First the 49ers will be trampled, then the Seahawks will be caught and the Texans will be corralled as our men in red will triumph in the upcoming weeks!

David, come closer, yes you David Johnson, let me look at that wrist of yours. *Snap* A healthy wrist is all we need to be playing in early February in Minnesota.

AP, Fitz, Super Bowl…wh-wh-what was I dreaming about?!

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