What’s up Rams Fans! Ugh I know, I don’t even want to get into or talk about it. SO WE’RE NOT! Instead, I thought I would get in the Halloween spirit and do something that will hopefully bring a smile to all of our faces despite this Rams season. I am recasting Hocus Pocus with some of my favorite Rams!
I hope you all know the story of Hocus Pocus but if not here’s a quick summary. It’s been 300 years since the Sanderson sisters were executed for practicing dark witchcraft. Returning to life thanks to a combination of a spell broken before their demise and the accidental actions of Max, the sister have but one night to secure their continuing existence.
And I think Kenny Britt, Tavon Austin, and Brian Quick have one off week to get this offense together and on to another win. So here’s my new casting of Hocus Pocus featuring our three favorite Wide Receivers.
(l to r): Sarah Sanderson, Winnie Sanderson, Mary Sanderson
First up, Winifred (Winnie) Sanderson. Winnie Sanderson is the leader of the sisters and the oldest. She’s highly sensitive to people calling her ugly and has a very short temper, but is generally the most intelligent of the sisters.
Playing the role of Winifred (Winnie) Sanderson is Kenny Britt. He’s the oldest of this Wide Receiving Corps, and, he too. can be a bit temperamental. But we can always rely on Britt to get his hands to ball and make a play! Kenny Britt is Winnie Sanderson.
Mary Sanderson is the middle sister. She is always very complimentary of Winifred and likes to receive her approval. She is the most observant of the sisters.
Playing the role of Mary Sanderson is Brian Quick. Brian Quick falls in the middle of the pack age wise and currently sits behind Kenny Britt, aka Winnie Sanderson. Quick is always working to get that number one spot, so he’s the perfect Mary Sanderson.
Last, the princess of the bunch, Sarah Sanderson. Sarah is the youngest of the sisters and she’s known for using siren-like ability to lure children to the Sanderson home. She’s the most attractive of the bunch and was best known for singing a song “Come Little Children”.
Playing the role of Sarah Sanderson is, of course, Tavon Austin. Tavon Austin is the youngest of the 3 receivers and I would say like Sarah Sanderson, the most attractive of the bunch in regards to plays on the field. And Tavon definitely has the ability to get the Rams Fans and kids to the game with his star power.
While I don’t think this would ever happen, I would LOVE to see these three dress up as the Sanderson Sisters. I hope this fun little Halloween Re-cast brings a smile to your face and gets you in the Halloween Spirit. HAPPY HALLOWEEN RAMILY!
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